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August 18, 2005

Safari in Iowa?

If the Africans can't seem to protect their wildlife from poaching and shrinking habitat, maybe we could help them out by letting a bunch loose in American national parks. CNN reports on just such a proposal to introduce massive African land animals into parks in the US. All hysteria of Jurassic Park aside, this could be a wonderful way to protect these animals. Further, we would get Americans excited about the environment while providing a much cheaper version of Safari. One day, when they become sufficiently abundant, we might even allow legal, recreation hunting of those animals. Hell, I bet Disney, Anheuser Busch, and Six Flags would pay top dollar to run a park like that.

Posted by OneEyedMan at August 18, 2005 1:22 PM

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